posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:29 AM by Endie

Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

There are, ummm, significant disadvantages to supporting a little club like Greenock Morton: in the last decade we have been relegated to - and have languished in - the second division (which, for those not versed in the minutiae of Scottish football is actually the third division, below the Premier League and the first division).  We even spent a season in the bottom league - the "Third" Division - in 2002-2003, and had to release all of our players in order to survive, building a team in the week or so before the season's start when the financial situation was retreived.  We were almost closed by a property developer who combined malevolence, dishonesty and massive incompetence in equal quantities.

But there are silver linings, of a sort, to supporting such a club.  For one thing, as a Liverpool fan I am disappointed with every game we lose.  As a Morton fan, every victory is a delight.  Reaching the fourth round of the cup by beating Premier League opposition is the cause of great celebration.  Winning 9-1 to boost our chances of promotion is the icing on the cake.

Anyway, on Saturday we at at last achieved promotion back to the first division, which is probably where we belong.  Morton's travelling support at away matches is consistently bigger than the home gates of any other team in our league.  And despite losing to Raith Rovers on Saturday, the fact that our nearest rivals also stumbled meant that we were promoted by default, with two games yet to be played.  So, having done my time and paid my dues by supporting the Mighty Ton through the lean years, I have had the chance to enjoy our second promotion in four years.  I'll even get to see my team on telly on Saturday nights!

Comments

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Tuesday, April 17, 2007 2:00 PM by hippo
How did I ever manage to miss out on this stuff with the property developer?? I telephoned a friend of mine post-match on Saturday and demanded that he dance on the streets of Raith. He declined....

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Wednesday, April 18, 2007 9:38 AM by Endie
I can just remember that, before the Hugh Scott era, you were a happy-go-lucky chap, an amiable cove that wouldn't know bitterness or bile if they walked up to him and tickled his fancy. Oh, how you changed.

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:22 PM by hippo
I won on points though, didn't I? I'll plan a weekend around an away fixture at an entertaining locale that neither of us have been to next season when the fixture list is released, and we'll drop some jaws, if you wish?

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:41 PM by Endie
Sadly, the two interesting ones - Gretna and Ross County - are going to be out of the league, most likely. Though if Gretna do choke then the're at least a bit more convenient for you if I meet you at Carlisle.

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:04 PM by Endie
And while I remember, weren't you actually, officially banned from the fair Cappielow? Something to do with libel, or sedition, or issuing threats or the like?

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:06 PM by hippo
I think he used the phrase "I'll have your legs broken" ten minutes before calling back to apologise and offer me the late, fat, Gary Millar's job (sorry - I am limited on sacred cows). Also I note one of the links goes to well-known motormouth Charlie "Chic" Kavanagh, who didn't so much jump on the bandwagon as drive the bloody thing. Prior to this, he tried to threaten me in the Norseman, stating that I was just a "bloody troublemaker" to which I responded with a hollow laugh and turn away from him which got him nothing but derision from his mates. The fanny....

# re: Super Morton Dancing in the Streets of Raith

Friday, April 20, 2007 3:04 PM by Endie
Yeah, I thought you would appreciate the irony of the Kavanagh link, where he expounds at length on the grotesque immorality of his erstwhile chum.

Say what you like about him though, he had you nailed on the troublemaker thing.