Saturday:
Italy 1 - Lithuania 1
Wednesday:
Lithuania 1 - Scotland 2
So, if ( ( Lithuania == Italy ) && ( Scotland > Lithuania ) ), it is clearly the case, following the simplest of Aristotlean syllogisms, that Scotland > Italy. Reigning world champions Italy, that is. So Scotland are the world champions. Fear the ineluctable force of my logic. It is like 1967 all over again...
Oh, and Super Greenock Morton are currently top of the 2nd division with 13 points out of 15, and are yet to concede a goal in five league games. God is in his heaven and all is well with the world. At least until we travel to second-placed Cowdenbeath on Saturday. On that note, I must roll out the best Cowdenbeath football song ever, performed to the tune of The Addams Family:
They're dirty and they're smelly
They come fae near Lochgelly
They huvnae got a telly
The Cowden family...