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Live from our man in Torridon

I'm sitting by a driftwood fire, miles from the nearest people, thirty feet from the sea, my tent pitched on the dunes behind me. I'm drinking red wine from the bottle (hey, if I can be bothered to carry it...) with two dogs curled up a few feet away...
August 23, 2008 by Endie

Book lists

From Tabula Rasa, my annual meme.  Based on some list of 100 popular books (or ones that people pretend that they have enjoyed in order to impress the survey-taker), the point is to bold the ones you've read, underline the ones you loved, italicise...
August 20, 2008 by Endie

The Supreme Soviet Demands the Liquidation of the Georgians as a Class!

I despair again at the vapidity and foolishness of the British press and public.  A few people run in circles slightly faster than some other people born elsewhere, and the Russians correctly calculate that they can shell cities without the risk...
August 19, 2008 by Endie

The French Military are Back in Business

The French military, desperately short of good results recently, launched a new offensive today ...and shot seventeen of their own fans. The fact that so many stationary targets were injured but none killed does point up worrying problems...
June 30, 2008 by Endie

Hills and Hurricanes

Yesterday saw me complete the Ben Lawers group of mountains, with an ascent of Meall nan Tarmachan - the Hill of the Ptarmigan - at the western edge of the range. A look at the map in the link above will reveal that the hill has crags and cliffs all...
June 30, 2008 by Endie

But mummy it's not just a silly game you just don't get it

Like Cuppycake, I sometimes read Tobold's blog, and find it interesting from time to time.  But his recent post attacking Richard Bartle was awful, awful stuff that revealed a mixtue of intellectual shallowness and vapid foolishness that I found...
June 27, 2008 by Endie

D&D Insider - Part Deux

This is going to be a bit shorter than my last wall of words on the subject of D&D Insider. I just read a piece by Timothy Burke where he describes the perplexity experienced when hunting through the Wizards of the Coast website a few days...
June 23, 2008 by Endie

Dungeons and Dragons Insider: Greed and Missed Chances

There has been a fair bit of coverage, recently, of Wizards of the Coast's launch of the 4th Edition of the Dungeons and Dragons game. I've already had the chance to play my first couple of sessions of it, and the game itself is an imaginative reinvention...
June 20, 2008 by Endie

Meall Buidhe - A Walk in the Park

Since I had the pleasure of my wife's company for this weekend's climbing, I decided to tackle one (and only one) of Scotland's easier Munros: Meall Buidhe. The hill is a bit too easy by itself, so we took a circular route up to it, over a couple of...
June 16, 2008 by Endie

Another Day, Another (2) Munro(s)

It turns out that I am exploring the Ben Lawers massif.  Having climbed all five munros on the main ridge a couple of weeks ago, I was back again yesterday to climb the next two peaks: Meall Corranaich and Meall a Choire Leith. One advantage of...
June 02, 2008 by Endie

Scepticism is the new black.

Here is a musician who is great fun to watch, talented (although not above the odd duff note), and who seems to really adore what he does. He posts his jams on youtube, improvising over his sequenced riffs, enthusing sbout ne technology or even just...
May 30, 2008 by Endie

Five Munros in a Day

In Scotland, the highest mountains - those over 3000 feet (914 metres) in altitude - are known as Munros.  These 288 (it varies, depending on revisions of the list) tops range in difficulty from gentle (Ben Chonzie) to decidedly unpleasant (ascending...
May 19, 2008 by Endie

Eve Online - Am I Getting My Wish?

Like a good (occasional) PvP gang leader searching for an edge, I ordered the Eve Maps product a couple of weeks ago.  Upon enquiring as to why I had had no delivery, I received an email, part of which said: "..due to the release of The Empyrean...
April 22, 2008 by Endie

Eve Online - Go West, Young Man!

Like most people with an interest in MMOs - as well as a great many who would deny having any such hobby - I played World of Warcraft for a time.  Recently, three workmates started playing and I was invited to join them but, despite getting...
April 21, 2008 by Endie

My New Moneymaker

I have had harsh things to say about L. Ron Hubbard in the past, but I was perhaps too quick to judge.  So what if he made up a bunch of dreadful space opera sci-fi, slapped the title "religion" on it, and profited from the gullibility and desperation...
April 18, 2008 by Endie

Shame on Brown and on England

Those who know me are aware that my views are hardly those of a right-on, Guardian-reading liberal.However, to turn on the television today and see Gordon Brown whoring out the city of London to the single most murderous regime in the world today - China...
April 06, 2008 by Endie

Playing with music - Bach, Tool and more

I listen to a lot of music, by a lot of bands.  Every now and then, every few years, a song truly strikes me, to the extent that I (with my butterfly's attention span) can listen to it dozens of times in a week, finding new twists, harmonies, intricacies...
April 01, 2008 by Endie

It's Tommy this, an' Tommy that...

So the NUT have decided that army recruiting material should be blocked by their members in schools.  They have not, as the Daily Mail has it, banned the army from schools.  Thankfully, the teachers' unions have no such power, nor was that...
March 26, 2008 by Endie

Old Joke Time

Since it is topical again, an old joke The scene is Kimberley, South Africa, and we fnid our protagonists far below ground, mining for precious metals in a four-foot seam, amidst stultifying heat and horrendous working conditions.  The two - Makhenkesi and...
March 19, 2008 by Endie

Insert Saving Throw Joke Here

There is every chance that you don't really care that E. Gary Gygax is dead.  I, on the other hand, owe the big fella quite the debt.  As the joint progenitor (with Dave Arneson) of Dungeons & Dragons, he spawned a hobby that influenced...
March 05, 2008 by Endie

...or, "Why My Way is Better Than His"

Life happens the wrong way round.If life happened the right way round, I would have remembered my cat Piglet for all my life, ever since my old age.  Today would have been a special day that I had looked forward to all that time, and I would have...
December 22, 2007 by Endie

Gimme Free Stuff Amazon kthxbye

I just received an entirely welcome email from Amazon, which boiled down to "we wish to give you three free things a month".  OK, not quite free.  But close. I sometimes review stuff on Amazon, and people, in the main, seem to find what I say...
November 20, 2007 by Endie

While goonfleet.com burns...

... we run ops from the official Eve-O forums. For those who are interested, this is a real operations post by the Mittani, and it is proceeding exactly as it would normally on the goonfleet com forums, when they haven't been down for a day or so: people...
November 01, 2007 by Endie

We Are The Plague That You Engineered...

OK, the Bob video was very good, but was limited its essentially recycled nature: the CGI work was borrowed from CCP and the voiceover was largely stolen from The Empire Strikes Back. A Goonfleet member has come up with something in response. ...
October 25, 2007 by Endie

"Now this is not the end..."

"...It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." I have various things about which I need to post, soon.  Things unrelated to Eve.  But this one will be quick and easy, as well as satisfying a few...
October 24, 2007 by Endie

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